ALL THE SNARK!
Travel, Trips & Chaos
Different city. Same bad decisions.
From TSA to tequila, this is your uniform for poor choices in new zip codes. Perfect for group trips, airport fits, and nights that start with “just one drink.”
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WHY WAS I BORN SO GOOD LOOKING AND NOT RICH -
YOUR MOM IS MY CARDIO -
YOUR DAD'S FAVORITE RIDE SINCE 1969 -
YOUR DAD IS MY CARDIO -
YOU SUCK FIX IT -
WOODEN SPOON SURVIVOR -
WILL SHAKE ASS FOR TEQUILA -
WHAT I NEED -
WANT TO JOIN OUR THREESOME -
THROAT GOAT -
SURPRISE I'M DRUNK -
STUDASOURAS -
SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS -
STOP STARING AT MY COCK -
SORRY I LIKE TACOS -
SMALL DICK BIG DREAMS -
PROFESSIONAL COCK HANDLER -
PROBABLY WASN'T A PHASE -
PLEASE TOUNGE PUNCH MY STINK HOLE -
PLEASE NO PHOTOS -
PEE HER PANTS -
ONE DICK FOR LIFE -
MY MEAT IS GOING IN YOUR MOUTH -
MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER
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