ALL THE SNARK!

Dress Like You Make Bad Decisions on Purpose

Matching tees, inside jokes, and just enough poor judgment to make it memorable. From golf trips that get out of hand to birthdays no one fully remembers… this is your uniform for chaos.

• Golf: Swing hard. Drink harder.
• Birthday: Aging is mandatory. Acting your age is not.
• Bus Party: What happens here… will absolutely be documented.
• Airport Exchange: TSA can’t stop this energy.
• Divorce Party:  Let everyone know how you really felt about their ex.
• Family Reunion: Proceed with caution. Seriously.

If you're trying to behave… this probably isn’t your section.