ALL THE SNARK!
Travel, Trips & Chaos
Different city. Same bad decisions.
From TSA to tequila, this is your uniform for poor choices in new zip codes. Perfect for group trips, airport fits, and nights that start with “just one drink.”
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CHICKEN POT PIE- THREE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS -
I TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING -
SORRY YOU HAD A BAD DAY. WANT TO TOUCH MY DICK -
TWO WORDS ONE FINGER -
I MAY BE A HANDFUL BUY MY WEINER IS NOT -
25% STUD 75% MUFFIN -
0% CONSERVATIVE -
100% NOT LIBERAL -
BLACKOUT WITH YOUR RACK OUT -
BLOW JOBS ARE REAL JOBS -
CAUTION: I DON'T HAVE A FILTER -
FAT JUICY & WET -
I HAVE PUBIC LICE -
I LIKE BIG BUCKS AND I CANNOT LIE -
I'M NOT FOR EVERYONE -
I'M WET -
LET'S GET READY TO STUMBLE -
PRINCESS? NO BITCH. QUEEN! -
RECOVERING SLUT -
SHOW HER BOOBS -
THIS WAS THE ONLY SHIRT I HAD WITH NO CUM ON IT -
WHY WAS I BORN SO GOOD LOOKING AND NOT RICH -
YOUR MOM IS MY CARDIO -
YOUR DAD'S FAVORITE RIDE SINCE 1969
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