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NOT BUY GIFTS -
NEVER RETURN TO A FAMILY CHRISTMAS -
MAKE OUT WITH SANTA -
MAKE OUT WITH MRS CLAUSE -
MAKE GRANDMA CRY -
IRRITATE EVERYONE -
HAVE SEX CHRISTMAS MORNING -
HAVE MADE OUT WITH AN ELF -
HATE WEARING THIS SHIRT -
HATE CHRISTMAS -
GET KISSED UNDER THE MISTLETOE -
GET DRUNK BEFORE DINNER -
FORGET TO BUY SOMEONE A GIFT -
FORGET BATTERIES -
FIND SANTA'S STASH -
FART ON SANTA'S LAP -
FANTASIZE ABOUT ELFS -
DRINK WAY TO MUCH FUCKING EGGNOG -
DRINK ALL THE WINE -
DECK THE HALLS -
CRY IN THE BATHROOM -
CAUSE A DIVORCE -
BRING THE DRAMA -
BLAME IT ON THE ELF
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THESE TEES COULD CAUSE YOU TO GET COAL
THESE TEES COULD CAUSE YOU TO GET COAL