ALL THE SNARK!

I'D HIT THAT

I'D RATHER BE FISHING

I'LL BUY THE SHOTS

I'LL BY THE DRINKS

I'M A BOTTOM

I'M A GROWER NOT A SHOWER

I'M AWESOME BED. I SLEPT 8 HOURS.

I'M NICER THAN MY FACE LOOKS

I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT A FEW INCHES TONIGHT

I'M NOT ALWAYS A DICK. JUST KIDDING....

I'M NOT FOR EVERYONE

I'M NOT LIKE MOST DADS. I'M WORSE

I'M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER FUNCTIONING GOVERNMENT

I'M RUBBER YOU'RE GLUE

I'M SCARED OF WOMEN

I'M THE NICEST ASSHOLE...

I'M THE RAINBOW SHEEP OF THE FAMILY

I'M WET

I'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS & HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM

I'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND SHE'S NOT ONE OF THEM

ICE ICE BABY

IF I WAS A BIRD...

IF I'VE EVER OFFENDED YOU....