ALL THE SNARK!

I LOVE A BIG BULGE

I LOVE A STIFF SHAFT

I LOVE BOO BEES

I LOVE COCK

I LOVE COCKTAILS

I LOVE DIDDY PARTIES

I MAY BE A HANDFUL BUY MY WEINER IS NOT

I MAY BE WRONG BUT I MAY BE RIGHT

I MAY NOT BE GOOD WITH FRACTION BUT YOU LIKE A WHOLE BITCH

I NEED TO USE THE BALL WASHER

I NEVER LIKED HIM

I RENTED THIS HOOKER

I SEE THE PROBLEM. YOU'RE STUPID.

I SEE YOU

I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS

I THINK HE'S GAY

I THINK SHE'S A LESBIAN

I TOLD HIM OFF

I TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING

I VOTED HILLARY 2016

I WARNED HIM

I WASHED MY BALLS TODAY

I WOKE UP GAY AGAIN