{"product_id":"if-i-was-a-bird","title":"IF I WAS A BIRD...","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"1631\" data-start=\"1529\"\u003ePerfect for awkward family dinners, questionable life decisions, and making strangers laugh in public.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1695\" data-start=\"1633\"\u003eSoft, comfortable, and just the right amount of inappropriate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg height=\"108\" width=\"162\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0667\/8675\/4603\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Mar_6_2026_at_11_16_11_AM_d3ebff6c-98ca-4e04-94c4-2405e9c9e003.png?v=1772828684\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout Your Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170-180 g\/m²) \u003cbr\u003e• Open-end yarn\u003cbr\u003e• Tubular fabric\u003cbr\u003e• Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e7735 Vincent Drive Victoria, MN 55286 USA\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"imperial\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Snarky Wear","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43164075491371,"sku":"9212230_11546","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43164075524139,"sku":"9212230_11547","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43164075556907,"sku":"9212230_11548","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43164075589675,"sku":"9212230_11549","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43164075622443,"sku":"9212230_11550","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43164075655211,"sku":"9212230_12644","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43164075687979,"sku":"9212230_12645","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":43164075720747,"sku":"9212230_11561","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":43164075753515,"sku":"9212230_11562","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":43164075786283,"sku":"9212230_11563","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43164075819051,"sku":"9212230_11564","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43164075851819,"sku":"9212230_11565","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43164075884587,"sku":"9212230_12653","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":43164075917355,"sku":"9212230_12668","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ S","offer_id":43164075950123,"sku":"9212230_15873","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ M","offer_id":43164075982891,"sku":"9212230_15874","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ L","offer_id":43164076015659,"sku":"9212230_15875","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XL","offer_id":43164076048427,"sku":"9212230_15876","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":43164076081195,"sku":"9212230_15877","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":43164076113963,"sku":"9212230_15878","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ S","offer_id":43164076146731,"sku":"9212230_15819","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ M","offer_id":43164076179499,"sku":"9212230_15820","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ L","offer_id":43164076212267,"sku":"9212230_15821","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ XL","offer_id":43164076245035,"sku":"9212230_15822","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43164076277803,"sku":"9212230_15823","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43164076310571,"sku":"9212230_15824","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43164076343339,"sku":"9212230_15843","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43164076376107,"sku":"9212230_15844","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43164076408875,"sku":"9212230_15845","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43164076441643,"sku":"9212230_15846","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43164076474411,"sku":"9212230_15847","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43164076507179,"sku":"9212230_15848","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ S","offer_id":43164076539947,"sku":"9212230_21667","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ M","offer_id":43164076572715,"sku":"9212230_21668","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ L","offer_id":43164076605483,"sku":"9212230_21669","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ XL","offer_id":43164076638251,"sku":"9212230_21670","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43164076671019,"sku":"9212230_21671","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43164076703787,"sku":"9212230_21672","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ S","offer_id":43164076736555,"sku":"9212230_14965","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ M","offer_id":43164076769323,"sku":"9212230_14966","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ L","offer_id":43164076802091,"sku":"9212230_14967","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ XL","offer_id":43164076834859,"sku":"9212230_14968","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":43164076867627,"sku":"9212230_14969","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":43164076900395,"sku":"9212230_14970","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 4XL","offer_id":43164076933163,"sku":"9212230_14971","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":43164076965931,"sku":"9212230_21683","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":43164076998699,"sku":"9212230_21684","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":43164077031467,"sku":"9212230_21685","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43164077064235,"sku":"9212230_21686","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43164077097003,"sku":"9212230_21687","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43164077129771,"sku":"9212230_21688","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":43164077162539,"sku":"9212230_21689","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ S","offer_id":43164077195307,"sku":"9212230_15813","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ M","offer_id":43164077228075,"sku":"9212230_15814","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ L","offer_id":43164077260843,"sku":"9212230_15815","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ XL","offer_id":43164077293611,"sku":"9212230_15816","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ 2XL","offer_id":43164077326379,"sku":"9212230_15817","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ 3XL","offer_id":43164077359147,"sku":"9212230_15818","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ S","offer_id":43164077391915,"sku":"9212230_15825","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ M","offer_id":43164077424683,"sku":"9212230_15826","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ L","offer_id":43164077457451,"sku":"9212230_15827","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43164077490219,"sku":"9212230_15828","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43164077522987,"sku":"9212230_15829","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43164077555755,"sku":"9212230_15830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ S","offer_id":43164077588523,"sku":"9212230_15891","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ M","offer_id":43164077621291,"sku":"9212230_15892","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ L","offer_id":43164077654059,"sku":"9212230_15893","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ XL","offer_id":43164077686827,"sku":"9212230_15894","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43164077719595,"sku":"9212230_15895","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43164077752363,"sku":"9212230_15896","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 4XL","offer_id":43164077785131,"sku":"9212230_16283","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0667\/8675\/4603\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-black-front-69ac51e77c031.jpg?v=1772900858","url":"https:\/\/getsnarkywear.com\/products\/if-i-was-a-bird","provider":"Snarky Wear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}